@aveuaskew: Win every disagreement by saying " I know. I'm from the future." Because they can argue with you, but not science.
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@AimeeHelene1: *wakes at 3am* *sits in dark* *jingles chains & scratches walls* *waits for everyone to be so creeped out they can't sleep & we open gifts*
@Reverend_Scott: ROBIN: Let me drive the Batmobile. BATMAN: Never. I'd rather let Superman- [wall breaks down] SUPERMAN: OMG REALLY BATMAN: No.
@yeetztweetz: my mom: you need to call and make that appointment yourself me: actually i’m okay. i really only need one good ankle
@paopao619: My relative's friend posted this. Wypipo so desperate to make the #LasVegasShooting about brown people #LasVegas