@sweetg35: Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
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@BuckyIsotope: Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?
@JawnQSack: Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
@jimmy_sharpe: I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible.