@sweetg35: Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
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@QueenofSparta: You like me? *has a conversation with you where I'm completely me. *never hears from you again. Right then. That's sorted.
@Reverend_Scott: Goodnight honey. "Daddy, where do babies come from?" The stork flies them in. "Why's it take 9 months?" Wind resistance. Go to sleep.
@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.