@sweetg35: Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
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@LuvPug: He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus.
@LorieGZ: Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in! My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!
@JD_KC: The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading "blink if you're being held against your will"