@secondofhername: Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use.
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@itshotterhere: I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face.
@Vodkantots: When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, "no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."
@UncleDuke1969: She said we needed to talk and... I said, "Yeah, I think we should break up, too." She said, "About where to eat." "Oh," I said, "Pizza?"
@drunkNnaughty: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends