@1par8head: Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
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@jayleno: In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a "cronut," which is croissant/donut. We call these people "midiots," which is a moron/idiot.
@scott_towel: When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is "stupid".