@1par8head: Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
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@ella__fraser: Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success
@TheDairylandDon: COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's