@TheTweetOfGod: With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible.
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@PieChord: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@joshgondelman: I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail.
@LuvPug: But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes.
@AbbyHasIssues: Whenever someone says, “Good question” I never hear their answer because I’m too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question.