@TheTweetOfGod: With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible.
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@SeiYoung83: [in HR] We're letting you go because you won't stop referring to going to the bathroom as "live streaming"
@K_Chapacabra: Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.