@AmishPornStar1: Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!
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@Brampersandon_: ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral
@SLorenzen62: Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!
@LostFelicia: Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section.
@LuvPug: Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber.