@CroweJam: Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive.
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@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
@abysmalkittybee: I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems.
@sofarrsogud: Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face