@CroweJam: Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive.
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@junejuly12: Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working.
@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
@rickkondell: Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.