@WetzelGeek: Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering "...it would be so easy..."
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@GreenishDuck: Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house.
@conanobrienswyf: How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.