@WetzelGeek: Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering "...it would be so easy..."
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@TheTweetOfGod: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish.
@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *glares at me* My shoe doesn’t fit. Me: You grew. How is that my fault? 5: You fed me.