@Nursey2Be: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*
@AaKesseli: Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go.
@Girly_Pictures: Me as a thief
@hazelmotes1: On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous.
@MsNitnots: I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer.
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