@ThingsIGrewUpOn: But that's none of my business
@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you.
Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.
@delusionaliam: "Hey! check out my new ink" *removes shirt, stands naked*
"Dude!, I don't see anything"
"It's invisible ink"
@pmclellan: So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?
@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.
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