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@samalmightysam: Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all.

Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose  20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all.

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