@kelkulus: Women don't consider it chivalrous when you open bathroom stall doors for them.
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@shkeeber: My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.
@TheTweetOfGod: Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.
@MarcusTheToken: Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies.
@Ideal_Victoria: *experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*