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@samalmightysam: Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'
@roxyisrad: Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you.
@bridger_w: Before I get off the subway, I like to turn around, look at the other passengers, and say, "I'll never forget the time we spent together"
@MandaPie1981: Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
I'm cool if it's a burrito.
@KenJennings: If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?