@samalmightysam: Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'
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@Wakenbake77: Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat
@murrman5: "you're too polite" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers
@mattvalleau: Pet Review: Horses Cost: Thousands of dollars Pros: Bragging about owning a horse Cons: Can literally kick your face off, big teeth 1.5/10