@o__0Dev: Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them.
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@Parentpains: My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing.
@Momtoteens: Dear Grocery Bagger, Please don't put dryer sheets and bread in the same bag. My kids don't like peanut butter & Spring Meadow sandwiches.
@shutupmikeginn: If someone tried to make me dig my own grave I would say no. They're going to kill me anyway and I'd love to die the way I lived: avoiding manual labor.