@meganamram: Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
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@rockymomax: [dinner] DAD: let's roast this bird ME: (to bird) the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born DAD: haha nice
@Gooooats: "One good thing about me is that I'm a great listener," I said while some kind of noise came out of her face.