@meganamram: Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
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@meganamram: I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food
@GetCougarized: I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat. So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid.
@TheTalkingPipe: I read you can have a stroke without displaying any symptoms and I was like "holy shit, I'm definitely not displaying any symptoms!"