@DurtMcHurtt: Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@RocketRankoon: Comcast: "Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?" Me: "No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."
@LoveNLunchmeat: Him: I'm a lover, not a fighter Me: [already has on boxing gloves] Awwww, that's so sweet, should be an easy knockout then
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
@brothasoul: Mitt Romney: "I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."