@DurtMcHurtt: Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest.
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@Book_Krazy: Every time I eat a cookie in bed, I imagine it screaming "I'M GONNA CRUMB" because I have something wrong with me
@extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night
@tripeface: My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.