@meganamram: Women who get kidnapped while jogging: you're not jogging fast enough
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@The_JRM: I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs.
@TheTweetOfGod: One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.
@weenbeans: I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.