@peachesanscream: Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
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@trevso_electric: I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.
@EtobicokeErnie: Statistics show that married men live a lot longer than single men. However married men are a lot more willing to die.