@Sean_Burgundy_: Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing
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@jake_likes_naps: *catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.