@Sean_Burgundy_: Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing
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@michael_raphone: BOSS: I'm sorry mike, but you've been downsized ME: (75% of my original size, in a voice 125% higher pitched) ahh maaan
@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.