@jakob_huber: Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time.
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@kwirkyKerri: Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)
@ehdannyboy: FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food.
@prufrockluvsong: [showering] *comes up with cure to every disease known to man [toweling off] Ah towels are fluffy. Duhhh, what was that other thing again?