@clarkekant: Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?
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@AbbyHasIssues: A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive.
@sammyrhodes: One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.