@renesosa12: Woo hoo, July 4th wknd! Popped opened a beer, unbottoned my pants, put my feet up. My boss keeps looking at me weird, though.
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@LeaMehanna: I think my microwave's broken. I keep pressing the pizza button and no pizza is coming out
@anerdonfire2: Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is
@Holy_Mowgli: As a kid I only had the box of 8, but now that I'm an adult I can afford to eat an entire 64-count box of crayons.