@donni: Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Me: (squeezing into a gown) I'm so sick of the fashion industry. Who do you even make these clothes for? Children? Disney Store clerk: Yes.
@rebrafsim: HER: but you can't leave me - I'm carrying your baby! HIM: HER: HIM: actually, that's how babysitting works. I'll be home in 2 or 3 hours
@jannable9: *Food arrives* *Waits 3 days* *Slowly takes bite of food* *Waitress appears from under the table in camouflage* HOW IS EVERYTHING??