@donni: Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money
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@Papa_Mex: I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone
@Storminika: Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'
@LoveNLunchmeat: Took away all my son's electronic privileges, and now he's so bored he's given me 35 hugs. May take them away tomorrow too.