@justinshanes: WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with "Heyyyy you!"
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@IncrediblyRich: After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN.
@PopeFrancisXXX: If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?
@dril: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war