@SortaBad: Workin hard. Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion
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@robdelaney: Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis.
@kennyflorian: Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.