@iGreenMonk: Working on my new book, "How to Get Through Life Without Reading."
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@GingaSnapppa: I asked a millennial why she spent so much money on her wedding. She said you only get married once, then I laughed and laughed.
@just1fool: Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced
@Bandersnaaatch: Mommy, I wrote some notes down in my diarrhea. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary.