@iGreenMonk: Working on my new book, "How to Get Through Life Without Reading."
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: At this point the only thing Lady Gaga could do that would shock me is to come out on stage wearing a sensible pantsuit from Talbots.
@havingafatday: So what if I used a time machine to kill Hitler but arrived too late? And now he's alive and knows how to time travel? Would you guys be mad
@ObscureGent: Stealing the candy is not the issue here. The real issue is why are you feeding your baby candy.