@punmagnate: Worm CEO cuts workforce in half, doubles productivity
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@SureYouDo1: For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope.
@truegritrumble: SPOUSE: No. ME: It’s just a costume. SPOUSE: You’re not going to your parents’ Halloween party as “the child they wished they had.”
@KentWGraham: Get your employees to work harder by “accidentally” leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff.