@PaperWash: Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can't use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
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@SufficientCharm: What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?
@leechee420: $10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that'd be a great name for my new baby!"