@PopShakespeare: Wouldst the genuine Slim Shady kindly arise?
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@BadMikeyBad: Thanks to SnapChat filters I'm now sexually attracted to girl rabbits, bats, and cocker spaniels
@myonlymizztake: They say using smaller plates will help you eat less. It took 3 of them to hold my dinner, not sure how this is helping.
@Jake_Vig: [engineer looking at blueprints] "Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."