@PopShakespeare: Wouldst the genuine Slim Shady kindly arise?
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@Free_the_DJ: When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me.
@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.
@riverpig12: Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere.