@PopShakespeare: Wouldst the genuine Slim Shady kindly arise?
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.
@moose_chocolate: I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner.
@ddsmidt: When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text.
@ChickenFrecklez: Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children.