@leechee420: Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
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@GrantTanaka: Grandma, what big eyes you have! thyroid actin' up What big ears you have! ear infection What big teeth! receding gums, look I’m just old ok
@Cheeseboy22: If I worked at a wax museum, I think a good joke would be to put a wick coming out of all of their heads.
@SveldtSmelt: Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming.
@tigersgoroooar: Killer with knife to my throat: it's ironic how you're about to die in your living room. Me: actually, that's not really what ironic means.