@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
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@bobvulfov: (getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang
@TheDailySchmuck: *wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?
@iwearaonesie: *son wants to go to water park* *bring him to water park* *starts raining* *he starts crying..because he's getting wet* this is why I drink
@TheDairylandDon: Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.