@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
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@CountGripsnatch: I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll.
@figgled: Can everyone please stop tweeting the clapping emoji it’s making all my lights turn on and off
@roxiqt: ME: Jealousy destroys everything it touches ANTIQUE DEALER: Weird thing to name your cat but you still have to pay for everything it broke