@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
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@Underchilde: I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day.
@GingerHotDish: Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride.
@NourHadidi: Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears". Where else would the music go smartypants?
@TheKenyan_: Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?