@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
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@ilikeyouguys: You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check
@NewDadNotes: [first Captain to go down with the ship] Captain: are you sure this a thing? I feel like this isn't really a thing. Crew: [already rowing away in the lifeboat]
@sgtblueeyes: I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation
@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??