@iSpeakTeenLife_: Yawning Is our body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining
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@girlontapas: I have to go stand in line at Gamestop now because I had a careless night of unprotected sex 13 years ago and Halo 5 is out today.
@truegritrumble: CAR SALESMAN: How can I help you? ME: I’m looking to immediately lose money on a terrible investment. CAR SALESMAN: That’s my specialty.
@Sassafrantz: [Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up