@bush_piglet: Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise.
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@michamontaz: Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
@QwertyJones3: "That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice." No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate
@OfficialMizGin: Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once.
@sammyrhodes: Donuts are made from flour. Flour is made from wheat. Wheat is a plant. Plants are vegetables. Donuts are a vegetable.