@bush_piglet: Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise.
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@Steelers1972: For Sale : Used Facebook account ~ get up to the minute weather forecast, religious counseling and countless pictures of Jenny's cat.
@DirtMcTurd: One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together
@BuckyIsotope: I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: "of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."
@neonwario: What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people