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@10InchesPlus: Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?
@cervixsmash: Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
@gwatts77: If you steal my identity and get a credit card I'll be impressed. Not because you stole my identity, but because you got approved. Kudos!
@jonnysun: "yer a magician, harry" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy
@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
@TheMichaelRock: Boss: Why did you call off yesterday?
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company.
Me: I'll take that promotion now.