@Thynebear: Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?
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@Cali_Kid_Mike: Narcissist? Let's just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me.
@shopkins776: If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me
@iscoff: if you eat one piece of bread shortly after you're born and another piece right before you die, all food is a sandwich
@nopoweradeinusa: parties in 2004: I hope I don't get drunk and tell mindy I like her parties in 2017: I hope this beer company doesn't support genocide