@Thynebear: Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?
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@MadamBetteNoire: Has anyone seen my jacket? It's white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt.
@wizdsgn: all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too
@CallousBalzac: [first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight Me: *smiles ambiguously*