@Thynebear: Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?
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@lisaxy424: I set my alarm in a way to try to trick morning-me into getting up earlier, but morning-me is a math wizard and cannot be fooled.
@AimeeHelene1: I had a dream I killed someone, and all I did was panic about being caught...and cry. Now I know I'd be a terrible murderer.
@EyesOfGreen73: PSA: If you have kids, do not label the box of your ...ahem.. special items "Toys". It's very awkward to explain.
@daemonic3: "So how was your date?" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much "That wasn't a good idea" Yeah well, hindsight is 1