@karanlyons: Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn’t 100% effective, Mary.
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@KeetPotato: [if trump wins somehow] alien: "i said take me to your leader" me: "dude i swear this is him"
@HeyJennyConway: My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
@Uniquicorn: *Joe Biden nibbles Obama's ear* - Please stop it *Joe whispers* Say it - No go away *angrily whispers* Say it! - ...please stop Biden my ear
@AnOrangeSNES: I'm like Pac-Man because I travel in the dark to Dippin' Dots stands to eat them, all while getting chased by members of the Ku Klux Klan.