@karanlyons: Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn’t 100% effective, Mary.
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@audipenny: Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now
@NicestHippo: "Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected." Why? "You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."
@jonni_howard: "Your storage is full" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app