@nesgritton: Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
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@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
@sofarrsogud: My bank balance is a gentle reminder that in a few years my twins will have to battle it out for one college place!
@HeyoShellz: 4: I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT Me: Stop yelling violent things 4: *whispers* I'm gonna rip your eyeballs out