@nesgritton: Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
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@bossybutfair: If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity.
@devc0ol: Green tea reduces weight* *Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself.
@Cheeseboy22: The greatest joy you can feel as a parent is when you get the call that they've canceled your kid's Saturday sporting event.
@Jake_Vig: The correct amount of coffee is the amount where, if you perished, your heart would continue to beat for a good 2-3 days.