@KenJennings: Yes, in fact I DO know what it's like to bleed like crazy once a month. That's my flossing schedule.
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@SortaBad: Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car
@shahrouzt: The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
@Danny_McH2O: I met a girl that told me, "Make me laugh and I'm yours". So I pulled down my pants. Apparently, she didn't want to laugh that hard. :(