@68Cly29: Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly
@Luiki89: Friends are like bananas.
If you peel their skin and eat them, they will die.
@AristotlesNZ: Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone.
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u?
Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE?
Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR
@ArfMeasures: COP: There's been a murder
BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them
C: It's outside of Gotham
B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment
@handsock_butts: SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like-
ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS
SE: -on your sub?