@68Cly29: Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly
@joeljeffrey: If I was a sniper, I'd probably spend most of my time looking for cats and making them chase my rifle laser pointer from 2 miles away.
@KeetPotato: dude at house party: "anybody here wanna bone?"
girl 2: "no way"
girl 3: "never"
dog: "i am very interested in your offer"
@SoVeryBritish: "Anyway it was lovely to meet you!" - Translation: Off you go!
@UNTRESOR: Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?
@omgthatspunny: My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.