@68Cly29: Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly
@SilverKick: Emotions don't scare me. People who manage to hide theirs completely, do.
@Sanbel11: - Are you even listening to me?
- Of course I am
- Ok, what did I just ask you?
- If I'm listening to you
@rzarosco: Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions
@truegritrumble: FRIEND: Did you hear there is some guy on the loose stealing puppies?
ME: That's terrible!
*my backpack starts barking*
@Cheeseboy22: One of the World's Strongest Man events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."