@68Cly29: Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly
@zipoffs: just a good, friendly, light-hearted conversation that for some reason charmin initiated with me
@kyry5: At a business meeting:
"How about SuperCupid?"
"No, expectations will be too high"
@BuckyIsotope: *robbers burst into bank*
EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG
*bank manager frowns*
WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
@fillthevacuum: Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness, explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?
@ATTLien: ITS A NELSON MANDALA. WHO EVEN COMMITS TO A PUN LIKE THAT.