@withanewname: Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.
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@PaperWash: *Signs into Facebook "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook
@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
@Be___Dope: People are all wanting a Morgan Freeman voiceover on their GPS. And I'm over here wanting Donald Duck.
@stuartrutten: For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave.