@withanewname: Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.
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@WheelTod: For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round.
@LoveMeNowDad: A microwave with three only buttons. 1. Hot Pocket 2. Pizza Rolls 3. 4 Hot Pockets and 60 Pizza Rolls
@juliussharpe: Fun tip - instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you're sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire.
@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.