@LackOfShame: YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN.
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@EricDumbTweets: I don't trust people who say "I married my best friend" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage.
@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@weinerdog4life: If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache.