@AbbyHasIssues: You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.
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@FeverFlave: I would rather have a 100 poisonous spiders dumped on my naked body than a second date. Me: So that's a no?
@KayRants: Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
@Fred_Delicious: *sits down in a classy as hell bar* "barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..." *lowers shades* "$200 every 4 months"