@AbbyHasIssues: You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.
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@markleggett: Companies want "rockstar" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment.
@lawyerthoughts: Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around "the law". Judges don't like it.
@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.