@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
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@boring_as_heck: Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad.
@KentWGraham: You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.
@welone1: Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes.