@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
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@david8hughes: [assembling baby's cot] Wife: take that bit off Me [reluctantly removing the machine gun turret]: so anyone can just walk in here then
@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?