@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
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@mrjohndarby: restaurant Waiter: Your coffee Me: Could I have a little spoon please? Waiter: Certainly *delicately embraces me from behind* Me: lovely
@BradBroaddus: My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.
@HitsBelowBelt: What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this...1984?