@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
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@yaboybillnye: SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
@badbanana: If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
@Quartzjixler: Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell.
@AsgardianRose: 8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal. Me: Sounds pretty legit.