@GreenishDuck: You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus.
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@theyearofelan: This reminds me of the time I fired my mother when she was investigating the case of "who ate all the cookies?"
@forcemajeure40: Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family. So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay.
@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier