@GreenishDuck: You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus.
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@elle91: Got fired from the duty free store for never showing up which is very misleading and also bullshit.
@Tmoney68: [Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?
@KyleMcDowell86: [Bowling Alley] "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes left" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*