@GreenishDuck: You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus.
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@Cheeseboy22: I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
@anildash: Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set.
@thenatewolf: Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too.