@Brewsker: You can literally say "the night is young" at any time of day or night. Nobody is policing this.
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@TheToddWilliams: [dinner, my place] "This tastes like pork?" ME: You asked for a nice swine "No, a nice wine" ME: Oh, okay…you still want the crap cakes?
@3sunzzz: M: If someone calls you the wrong name is it rude to correct them? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job, Kim. M: Well, I'm Ursula.
@jazmasta: [Chumbawumba concert] 🎶 I get knocked down, but I get up again.. 🎶 [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] "Aw hell yeah!"