@TravLeBlanc: You can only push me so far before I breakdance.
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@LilBlueBlood: Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today.
@Love_bug1016: I can't do this. I think I'm dying. Why does your face look like a donut? ~ me 30 minutes into dieting
@davedittell: the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
@GrillinChillin9: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer