@TravLeBlanc: You can only push me so far before I breakdance.
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@WineMummy: When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome.
@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
@tastefactory: I accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now there's a giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my tv