@TravLeBlanc: You can only push me so far before I breakdance.
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@rad_milk: GENIE: you have one wish. choose wisely ME: i wish i was only 14 inches tall so that when i hold a knife it looks like i'm wielding a huge ass sword GENIE: your wish is granted. why didn't you just wish for a sword though ME: oh yeah damn
@notabeanie: DOC: good news is you'll make it ME: phew! DOC: ...into the the record book for stupidest way to die ME: *still vomiting marshmallows*