@1Happytwit: You can run but my rifle's got a scope.
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@DanMentos: who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area
@TheToddWilliams: [algebra class] KID: This is so stupid TEACHER: You may need it in your job KID: What job? TEACHER: … KID: … TEACHER: Algebra teacher?
@RightHandVAN: How you gonna accidentally send an inbound missile warning to everyone in Hawaii by "pressing the wrong button"? I had to click "are you sure you want to do this", verify my thumbprint, and solve an algebra equation just to unsubscribe from the Mr. Belvedere fan club newsletter.
@Leslie_Annie: Twitter is perfect for extroverted introverts. I want to be social & have lots of friends but I don't want to leave my house. Or wear pants.