@TheCatWhisprer: You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun.
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@Briidashian: Being a diabetic has proved to be difficult. For example, I can't have a sugar daddy.
@KindOfASmartass: I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored
@kwirkyKerri: Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me.
@Eightinchgoat: When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"