@dhumann: You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times.
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@mattgallo123: This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions.
@rockymomax: [before sex] HER: did you bring protection? ME: heck ya I did *slowly reaches into back pocket and pulls out nunchucks*
@AsgardianRose: 8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal. Me: Sounds pretty legit.
@BrettDruck: They are making gluten free communion wafers now. I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ.