@Bacon_Ball: You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you.
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@Midgetspar: I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it.
@therealeatwood: ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?
@RapeyRaperton: People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones.