@Bacon_Ball: You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you.
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@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.
@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night.
@deardilettante: A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol.
@joeldanger: Dear Satan, God never healed my dyslexia so I'm looking for new religion. Please send some pamphlets. And tell Rudolph hey. Love, Me