@Bacon_Ball: You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you.
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@FrizerkaSandra: There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine.
@GrantTanaka: A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.
@Staggfilms: ME: I like nerdy girls. HER: Did you know vultures have smooth heads for easier penetration to the entrails of a carcass? ME: Yes. Exactly like that.