@ConanOBrien: You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancée by the way he hasn’t murdered her.
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@WilliamRodgers: So I'm Calling random stores & saying "Hey It's Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!".... There's got to be a Michael at one of these places...
@stevevsninjas: Earth: Sorry, but I love the sun now, and nothing's going to come between us. Moon: *throws shade*